I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.Tumblr (3.0; @whataclevername)http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/<p>One of my guy friends just accidentally accidentally sent me porn that he meant to send to one of my other guy friends</p> <p>It was terrible porn</p>http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/51048782111http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/51048782111Wed, 22 May 2013 00:31:38 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justamberandcat.tumblr.com/post/51036135726/lets-bang-i-mean-hang">justamberandcat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Let’s bang.</p> <p>… I mean hang.</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/no-I-don%27t">#no I don&#8217;t</a></p>http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/51048538963http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/51048538963Wed, 22 May 2013 00:27:48 -0400you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bbe9e745e7b445e80cf3935520475e74/tumblr_mmyogff37I1qb8fi0o1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8ba44d0f146d3b21fd55a4818ad0640a/tumblr_mmyogff37I1qb8fi0o2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e534006b38f29927b6ca214d3b535ad6/tumblr_mmyogff37I1qb8fi0o3_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/51048503852http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/51048503852Wed, 22 May 2013 00:27:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3bb89b60dc7e92d05af7340a587e9732/tumblr_mn1cy9odap1qdaz6to1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e9f67c6fab4ed8a61bdde4cdcae4f06a/tumblr_mn1cy9odap1qdaz6to2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hogwartsradio.tumblr.com/post/50819017807/photos-of-j-k-rowlings-notes-in-rare">hogwartsradio</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Photos of J.K. Rowling’s notes in rare ‘Philosopher’s Stone’ book released</strong></p> <p><em>The Guardian</em><span> has </span>published<span> photos of three pages containing a sketch and handwritten notes by J.K. Rowling from a first edition… <a href="http://hogwartsradio.com/?p=2411">READ MORE</a></span></p> </blockquote> <p>no y </p>http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/51048477686http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/51048477686Wed, 22 May 2013 00:26:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5774123137dffafe173bf2b17755d369/tumblr_mn6cafifgS1rxvkrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://zazzle-poetry.tumblr.com/post/51042515159/buy-here" class="tumblr_blog">zazzle-poetry</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.zazzle.com/butt_problems_tshirt-235574950703724181?rf=238647436331152933">buy here</a></p></blockquote>http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/51048222403http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/51048222403Wed, 22 May 2013 00:22:38 -0400Joe<p>Please never hit on me at work please just never hit on me in general please don&#8217;t call me a &#8220;beautiful woman&#8221; or that we were &#8220;meant to be together&#8221; when we&#8217;ve only talked twice and you&#8217;re like 8 years older than me please leave me alone forever</p>http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/51041804272http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/51041804272Tue, 21 May 2013 22:52:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/186759217bf2854475949330122d40b0/tumblr_mlev5qfR391runggso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/51041705857http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/51041705857Tue, 21 May 2013 22:51:10 -0400<p>I fucking love anthropology and this class is really interesting but <em>these people who think they know fucking everything and will interrupt every conversation to add shit that they know and judge other people I swear to the gods please shut up</em></p>http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/51001507595http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/51001507595Tue, 21 May 2013 14:01:45 -0400<p>Thing! Expensive thing! Pay money for thing with game! You want game? Play game with money thing! No more game for old thing! You want game you get new game thing.</p>http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/51001221369http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/51001221369Tue, 21 May 2013 13:56:55 -0400xbox one<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6290ff6636d2d39250bee4b1e1ec1672/tumblr_mm8wnnsqej1sobcdno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/51000308457http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/51000308457Tue, 21 May 2013 13:41:00 -0400School:We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up<br /> Student: I got bullied.<br /> School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/50999456992http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/50999456992Tue, 21 May 2013 13:26:11 -0400<p>&#8220;Yeah my tattoos have meanings but I don&#8217;t want to sound like a dumb white girl so let&#8217;s just go with &#8216;I just really like Zeppelin and Zelda.&#8217;&#8221;</p>http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/50994871687http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/50994871687Tue, 21 May 2013 12:03:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/479e623d2926827bf44950570599566c/tumblr_mn5njws4AV1qhuldoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ohheyitsandy.tumblr.com/post/50993684566" class="tumblr_blog">ohheyitsandy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Awkward family photos</p></blockquote> <p>angel rock</p>http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/50994739572http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/50994739572Tue, 21 May 2013 12:01:07 -0400<p>There&#8217;s a special circle of hell reserved for people who like telling people spoilers for their own amusement</p>http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/50994688434http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/50994688434Tue, 21 May 2013 12:00:14 -0400<p><span>Someday you&#8217;ll stay in Colorado and stop visiting me in my dreams</span></p>http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/50993310190http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/50993310190Tue, 21 May 2013 11:33:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/572a1484588356c31d50391c2426d2fe/tumblr_mmtetvJGe31qlmqdno1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fefcce248207d52cbf8955d7880a6101/tumblr_mmtetvJGe31qlmqdno2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://morefuntime.tumblr.com/post/50460939997/post-con-sadz-about-nothing">morefuntime</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>post-con sadz about nothing </p> </blockquote>http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/50992990979http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/50992990979Tue, 21 May 2013 11:27:09 -0400dany: conquers all of westeros<br /> greyjoys: excuse me we're still here<br /> dany: <br /> dany: <br /> dany: who r uhttp://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/50992111993http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/50992111993Tue, 21 May 2013 11:09:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5ef30d51829cab3f39277d15a71efe6/tumblr_mn1uutHdLD1qc8tg0o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d04af69d930cdeba7e187f056aeacdea/tumblr_mn1uutHdLD1qc8tg0o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b1b670db068503fb4d72bffc5f60289/tumblr_mn1uutHdLD1qc8tg0o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6731527565e05f31fc8842e9b3d143e0/tumblr_mn1uutHdLD1qc8tg0o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/50992034969http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/50992034969Tue, 21 May 2013 11:07:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/08e10ee3656e4b41c8891f54f10d5684/tumblr_mn5fpnuSn51qatmaoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/50991919023http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/50991919023Tue, 21 May 2013 11:05:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b2900a2df21bb4b62e4d06227d6b572/tumblr_mn5lvsqRK31qcleq9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>too much purple or not enough purple?</p>http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/50991895684http://whataclevername.tumblr.com/post/50991895684Tue, 21 May 2013 11:04:40 -0400